If social network was there in bible times, some posts would be like:
1. Guys it's scary. Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt..😱 # Shaking!
2. Pimping my Camel.. 🐪Jerusalem here I come
3. Chilling with Moses by Mount Sinai..⚡Miraclesbe going down here.. # OMG!
4. Eve and Hubby got banished.. They ate from the forbidden fruit.. I mean who does that!? # Smh
5. Just chilling in first class At Noah's Ark.. The view here is Fantastic.. But 'em Lions keep staring at me.. # Weird
6. Some people are soo Cruel! Cain, How do you kill your own bro.. # RIPAbel.. *Tear Drop*😢
7. ❤Jacobs Status: Things we do for Love, Can't believe I served her father for 14 years just to get her.. Got Mad Love for you Rachael❤
8. Isaac: Damn! Dad nearly sacrificed me.. # SelfieWithLamb!
9. One of Jesus' Disciples post: What a Long day.. Walking and Preaching the gospel.. Now chilling with em bro's.. Them guys are funny.. # LLP(Laughing Like Pharaoh)
10. Mary: Joseph is not replying to my messages on WhatsApp He still thinks I cheated.. Grow Up Mahn!
11. Samson: This chick just sold me out.. Iam going to bring the roof down on this party.. # TurnUp!
12. Judas did what!!? That bro aint Loyal! #Smh.....
